fear on the footpath. - "Your late 20s early 30s friends who aren’t making babies are fucking bored. They’re past their prime drug years. Too cheap to invest in a hobby that requires equipment. They’re probably hornier than a 9th grader rubbing up on those jacuzzi jets. These are the warning signs. If you catch them in time, there’s still hope of saving your friend before marathon takes over their lives."

January 19, 2010 at 2:18pm
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"Your late 20s early 30s friends who aren’t making babies are fucking bored. They’re past their prime drug years. Too cheap to invest in a hobby that requires equipment. They’re probably hornier than a 9th grader rubbing up on those jacuzzi jets. These are the warning signs. If you catch them in time, there’s still hope of saving your friend before marathon takes over their lives." →

Thanks Lydia, this is nothing short of TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME and ABSOLUTELY MAKES MY DAY.

I’m in my mid twenties and I always have time to rant and ridicule marathon runners.

natashavc:

Ande on how Marathon Running will destroy your friend’s lives. Like meth but with worse outfits.

Dean, wasn’t this your rant a few weeks ago?

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